*The Gravitation Talk Show*

(Episode 1)

Jan:Hello all and welcome to.... THE GRAVITATION TALK SHOW!! ^_^ I’m your hostess Jan, and today is gonna be one hell of a day here! *sits down in chair* now lets welcome our first guest Sakuma Ryuichi! 

*Ryuichi comes out on the stage and the audience goes wild* Hello everyone na no da! ^-^ *sits down and shakes my hand*

Jan:Welcome Ryuichi. How are you this fine day?

Ryuichi:Oh I’m great Jan, just really excited, I never been on a talk show before *looks around excitedly*

Jan: O.o you never been on a talk show, not even once?

Ryuichi: nopez ^_^’’’

Jan: ok.... *changes subject* so um anyways Ryu-chan, I heard you are in a relationship with K-san. Is this true?

Ryuichi:..yes, it’s true

Jan: wow, that’s deep, who would have ever thought you would be in a relationship with that gun wielding---

Ryuichi:HEY DON’T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT!!!!!!

Jan: O_O ok ok, geez calm down.. *a lady in the audience raises her hand* yes?

Lady: hi my name is mira, and I wanted to ask Ryuichi something

Jan:well ok, go ahead, I’m sure he wont mind

Mira:ok, Ryuichi your probably wont answer this but here I go. I wanted to know if K-san is good in bed?

Ryuichi: O.O well *giggle* yes...he’s really, really good in bed. He knows just how to get me to *bleep* hey what the?

Jan:^^’’’’ sorry Ryu-chan, you can’t say THAT word on air

Ryuichi:oh ^^’’ ehehe

Jan:So anyways Ryuichi. How is it really being in a relationship with K?

Ryuichi:oh it’s great being with K-san! He’s soooo lovable! n_n

Jan: ok ^-^’’’ Well how about we welcome out K-san!

*K comes out and takes a seat next to Ryuichi and ryu gets out his chair and jumps onto K’s lap happily and K sweatdrops* Nice to see you to ryu-chan ^^’’’’’’

Jan: how are you K?

K: I’m ok *he runs his fingers through Ryuichi’s hair*

Jan: that’s good, so how is it being with Ryu-chan?

K: Being with Ryuichi is the most wonderful thing ever... but sumtimes it can be a little...erm..  hectic 

Ryuichi: O.O K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K:what?! It can be, when you are Sugar high and in chibi mode

Ryuichi: oh so your saying you hate me ;_;

K: ah no! oh nevermind....

Jan:K, say your sorry to Ryuichi

K:nani?!

Jan:say your sorry dammit! *bops him over the head*

K:OW!! ok!! ;_; *apologizes to Ryuichi*

Ryuichi:you mean it?

K:yes *kisses Ryuichi and he kisses back*

Jan: uhh guys... *watches them start to make out* umm, erm, guys?...

*Both K and Ryuichi start to go a bit further and the Audience just sit there wide eyed*

Jan: oh my god O.O... CUT TO COMMERCIAL NOW!!!!  *it goes to a commercial*

*Later after the whole make out thing and after commericals.....*

Jan:hello all and welcome back to the Gravitation talk show ^_^’’’ sorry about earlier... Anyways It’s just about time to go off, but before we do, We always put on a play just before going off, and today K and Ryuichi are going to put on a made up play of there own....enjoy!

*The lights go dim and then go to another stage where Ryuichi is laying on the floor in a pink bunny costume as a stuffed animal and K comes out and it looks like the stage is set as a store*

K: hmm.. now lets see what toy should I buy for my son??....  *keeps looking until he comes in front of Ryuichi* hmm, this bunny looks good, pretty big, but good *he drags the rabbit to a some what check out line and pays for him and then the lights dim and the stage is set as an outside and K sits the bunny (ryuichi) down on the ground* whew, that’s one heavy rabbit toy *he picks it up again after a bit in a some what hugging position and he starts to stretch and move*

K:what the?! O.O

*Ryuichi’s bunny costume come off* oh wow.. you saved me!

K:b-b-b-b-b-b-but you’re a stuffed toy?!!

Ryuichi:not really... I was put under an evil spell by a witch who hated my sweet singing voice. But you saved with your hug. *he bows to K*

K:wow, uhhhh your welcome. And your name is?

Ryuichi:oh! my name is Ryuichi. And may I know your name?

K:yes, My name is Crawd, but everyone mostly just calls me K

Ryuichi: cool, how come you were in a toy store ne?

K: Well I thought I was buying a toy for my son, but ended up saving you instead ^-^’’’’

Ryuichi: ohh ^-^’’ Well, I’ll help you pick out something else

K:thankyou mr. umm bunny man, ryuichi!

*Ryuichi sweatdrops and he and K go into the store and buy a new toy, and K ends up getting something even better for his son. The End*

*The Audience claps*

Jan: ;_; Wow, I was soo touched by that play *wipes eyes* not everyday you get a chance to save someone stuck in a rabbit plushy body *sniffs* Well anyways that ends today’s show! Tune in next time, for our guests Shuichi and Yuki! ^-^ *Waves good bye*

*Commercial:this show was brought to you by Yuki’s underwear department. Never go with out a Thong and whip again..*

*End*