*The Gravitation Talk Show*

(Episode 4)

(Authors Note- Hello! Sorry I haven’t written in a while now..been soo busy working on my site and all and other stuff. ;_; Yea, sooo anyways I hope that you like this episode! Ja!)

*lame music plays and a welcome banner thing and I come out on the stage* 

Jan: Hello all and welcome to the Gravitation Talk Show! ^_^ On today’s show it’s gonna be lots of funny as usual right!? eheh ^_~ So what do you say we introduce our first guest. Lets welcome Nakano Hiroshi!

*Hiro comes walking out onto the stage coolly and people cheer for him as he takes a seat*

Jan: Hello Hiro ^_^

Hiro: Hi Jan. how are you?

Jan: O.O I’m fine! And yourself?!

*Hiro blinks* Just..fine.. umm are you ok?

Jan: of course, it’s just you asked me how am I!!! ;_; YOUR GONNA BE MY SWEETIE!! *glomps Hiro*

Hiro: AHHH, GET IT OFF, GET IF OFF!!!!

*Ashlee comes out	and comes over to me and Hiro and pulls me off him* Jan, Calm down! >.<

Jan: Sorry Ash-chan! =^_^= *Sits back down in my chair* Ahem, so anyways Hiro, how is everything going with Bad Luck?

Hiro: Oh everything is going just fine except for *he whispers something*

Jan: ne? what was that Hiroshi? *blink blink*

*Hiro sighs* Suguru raped me last week. u_u

Jan: Holy crap! Suguru raped you?! cool!!

Hiro: WHAT?!!

Jan: Erm...I mean... you poor poor thing! ;_;

Hiro: humph ¬_¬ But.. I guess it’s alright, I kinda liked it! ^_^

Jan: O.o Oh...ok *A hand raises in the audience which just happens to Tohma*

Tohma: So hiroshi, you liked it when my cousin raped you eh?

Hiro: umm, yea..

Tohma: Good, I knew you would, it was my idea for him to do that to you!

Hiro: what?!!! O.O

Tohma: That’s right *he gets up and comes up onto the stage*

Jan: Hey, get off the stage Tohma!!

Tohma: Hush! *he throws me a pocky and I catch it happily*

Jan:OOOOH POCKY!!! *starts to eat it happily*

Tohma: Now, since you thought my cousin was good, wait till you get a taste of me. *he comes over to hiro and kisses him and sticks his hand down Hiro’s pants and boxers*

Hiro: ooohh...god...

*Jan hears the audience gasp and then looks back stage and sees her producer Ashlee signaling for me to cut to commercials. I then look over at what Tohma is doing to Hiro* !!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O GAH, CUT TO COMMERCIALS NOW!!!!

*Commercial: Tune in tonight for Tohma’s new music video on MTV called “pimp juice”* *They show some of the video*

*Tohma in the musice video: Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo.*

*It then goes to a scene where Yuki is sitting with a pimp hat on also and a ciggerette in his mouth, well more like a cigar now and he’s playing poker aand got a bunch of women around him* *It soon ends*

*after that...*

Jan: I hope you enjoyed that little clip! ^^’’’ You can see the rest later..yea..eheh. ummm... *looks over at tohma where he’s still ‘doing’ hiro.*

Jan: AHEM!!!! ASH-CHAN!!!!!!!

*She grumbles and comes out and pulls Tohma away from Hiro.*

Hiro: NOOOO!! BRING HIM BACK, IT FELT SOOO GOOD!!!! *I grab him before he runs off*

Jan: U_U’’’ Anyways lets welcome Suguru

*Suguru comes out on the stage and gets hit with hundreds of eggs*

Suguru: !!!!......*the audience and me watch him as he then starts to cry and bawl and then runs off the stage*

Jan: Geez, and he act’s so tough around you and Shuichi O.o

Hiro: Of course..

Jan: erm...anyways it’s that time again! ^_^ It’s time to go off ;_; Time for play! Hiro is gonna be doing something called little red hiro hood! ^_^ Featuring K as the wolf and Tohma as grandma..erm I mean grandpa and Mika as the mom! ^_^

*It goes to a stage and the lights come on and shows Mika dressed in some kind of sexy outfit not really looking like a mother*

Mika: Hiroshi, sweetheart!

Hiro: yes, sweet thang..erm I mean mother? ^_^’’’

Mika: u_u’’ I have this basket of chocolate covered peanuts that I want you to take your grandfather Tohma because he’s not feeling to well ok?

Hiro: Aww, do I have to go to that old bats house?

Mika: Now, Hiroshi, I know your grandpa can be a little prick at times, but be nice.. and besides, I need you out the house, someone’s coming over..SO GO! *she gives him the basket and throws him out the house closing the door behind him*

Hiro: GEEZ!! *he grumbles and starts on his way towards the pricks..erm his grandpa’s house and on the way there he comes to a road that goes either way*

Hiro: hmm, I wonder which way... *K sneaks up*

K: Well now... what do you have in the basket of your sonny?

Hiro:...Chocolate covered raisins for my grandfather...

K: ohh..mmmm that sounds good

Hiro: yea, but I’m confused on which way to go *sigh*

*K grins and then points to the right* it’s that way suck..erm Mister.

Hiro: ahh!! thankyou! *he bows before running of to the right which is the wrong way*

*After about 3 hours of wondering around aimlessly, Hiro finally figured he was going the wrong way and got directions to go the right way and arrived and came in* Grandpa you here?

K: erm..yes sonny *he coughs trying to sound like Tohma*

Hiro: geez grandpa, you really must be sick, you sound awful! Geez and what narrow eyes you have

K: The better to NOT see you with my dear

Hiro: And what long hair you have..

K:The better to look like a woman with my dear

Hiro: and woah! O_O What a big gun you have

K: The better to stick you up with my dear! *he jumps out of the bed and wholes the gun to hiro’s head*

Hiro: Oh my god, oh my god!!!!!

K: Hand over the damn candy!!!

Hiro: eee!!! *he gives K the basket and watches as he runs of laughing manically and that’s when he hears thumping in the closet and he rushes over and see’s Tohma tied up* Grandpa?!! are you ok?!

Tohma: That asshole!! I’ll run him over!!! *he grabs his keys and runs out the door*

Hiro: .... I guess, he’s feeling better... *he falls over*

*The play ends and the audience and me are cracking up like crazy*

Jan: Oh my gosh!! *laughs* that was sooo funny!!! Well that’s it for now, bye!! *keeps laughing*

*Ending commercial: This show was brought to you by Shuichi’s skimpy clothing service.. If you wanna learn to be a good whore, you gotta come here and dress like one first..”

*End*